New Netflix Streaming Releases for May 2014

For obvious reasons May brings about the release of many older kaiju films. Less known is the return of many of the Bond films.

Gladiator

Action/Adventure: 6 Bullets, Backdraft, The Big Hit, Company of Heroes, For Your Eyes Only, From Russia With Love, Gladiator, Goldfinger, The Jewel of the Nile, Kill Bill vol 1 & 2, The Legend of Drunken Master, Live and Let Die, The Living Daylights, Mind Hunters, Never Say Never Again, Return of the Dragon, Romancing the Stone, A View to a Kill, You Only Live Twice

Classic: Anatomy of a Murder, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Paper Moon

Comedy: Adventures in Babysitting, All I Want, Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason, Diggstown, The Great Divide, Knucklehead, Richard Pryor: Live on the Sunset Strip, School Daze, Sneakers, Steve Byrne: Champion, Top Secret!

Documentary: 1976: Hunt vs. Lauda, Best Kept Secret, Beware of Mr. Baker, Broadway Idiot, Splinters, Terms and Conditions May Apply, Unhung Hero, Where I Am, Winged Migration

Drama: Bang the Drum Slowly, Bed of Roses, The Big Chill, Boys Don’t Cry, The Buddy Holly Story, Call Me Crazy: A Five Film, Diana, Eye of the Dolphin, Federal Hill, Forbidden Woman, Forrest Gump, The Good Life, The Human Stain, La Bamba, The Legend of Bagger Vance, Loosies, The Prince of Tides, St. Elmo’s Fire, Tortilla Soup

Faith: The Lost and Found Family

Family: 12 Dogs of Christmas: Great Puppy Rescue, five more of the Baby Genius series, Beethoven, Call Me Claus, Encounters at the End of the World, Freedom Force, Good Boy!, Harriet the Spy: Blog Wars, Hook, Mumfie’s Quest: The Movie, Nuttiest Nutcracker, That’s What I Am

Fantastic Voyage

Fantasy & Science Fiction: The City of Lost Children, Fantastic Voyage (1966), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Heavy Metal, Maximum Overdrive, Shopping, Starman, Unidentified

Foreign: 1-Ichi, Faith Like Potatoes, Ichi the Killer, Oslo August 31st, The Outlaw, Shinjuku Incident, Sin Reaper, Therese, Torrente: The Dumb Arm of the Law, Torrente 2, Torrente 3, Torrente 4, Vincent Wants to Sea

Godzilla

Horror: 100 Bloody Acres, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Candyman, Cursed, Entity (2012), Fido, Friday the 13th, Part 7: The New Blood, From Dusk Till Dawn, Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster, Godzilla Raids Again, Godzilla vs. Monster Zero, Godzilla vs. Mothra, Godzilla’s Revenge, Godzilla: King of the Monsters, The Incredible Melting Man, Ravenous, Rodan, Terror of Mechagodzilla, Urban Legends: Bloody Mary

Television: Autumn’s Concerto, Bernard, Channel X, Destroy Build Destroy, Easy Fortune Happy Life, The Fierce Wife, Guess with Jess, The Invincible Shan Bao Mei, Love Forward, Love Now, My Queen, Princess’ Stand In, Zhong Wu Yan, and new episodes of Digimon Adventure, Psych, and Digimon: Digital Adventures

Thriller: The Juror, Kiss the Girls, The Odessa File, Ordinary Decent Criminal, Revenge, The Secret Village, Single White Female

My Name is Connery, Sean Connery

Instant Netflix has an absolute plethora of James Bond films currently available. Sean Connery has always been my favorite Bond (though Daniel Craig is a close second). Wonderfully four of the Connery Bond films are on instant play. Not so wonderful – Connery made seven Bond films and his three best (From Russia with Love, Goldfinger, and Dr. No) are the ones that are not available. Back on the wonderful side – these films are available in HD (if you have the bandwidth).

Thunderball (1965) – Rated PG

Terrorist mastermind Emilio Largo hijacks two nuclear weapons and has his sights set on a blackmail payday of global proportions — unless James Bond (Sean Connery) can stop him!

Thunderball is the fourth best Connery Bond film. Yes it is dated but Bond is tough and this is not embarrassing like the other three are. This is the last Connery Bond to even attempt to adapt the book. The downside to this is that not only is it dated but it is slow-moving in comparison to the other Bonds.

You Only Live Twice (1967)

After American and Soviet spaceships disappear, the two countries trade blame for the incidents. As the nations edge toward war, James Bond (Sean Connery) finds himself in the middle of another international mystery. After staging his own death, Agent 007, with Tiger Tanaka (Tetsuro Tanba) and the beautiful Aki (Akiko Wakabayashi), discovers that the leader (Donald Pleasence) of the SPECTRE crime organization orchestrated the events.

This one is a real split decision. Connery begins to phone in his Bond beginning with this installment but the supporting cast is quite good, especially Donald Pleasance who makes the best Blofeld. The Bond series is often misogynistic but this one also takes a bit of a dip into racism. The sets are wonderful and the action sequences are fun.

Diamonds are Forever (1971) – Rated PG

When he discovers that his evil nemesis, Blofeld (Charles Gray), is stockpiling the world’s supply of diamonds to use in a deadly laser satellite, secret agent James Bond (Sean Connery) sets out to stop the madman, with the help of beautiful smuggler Tiffany Case (Jill St. John).

I have a soft spot for this film. This was the first movie I ever remember seeing in a theater. I even remember having Necco wafers as my candy. Still this one is embarrassing, fun but embarrassing. I cannot watch Mr. Kidd and Mr. Wint without wincing from the homophobia on display.

This was also the first of the Bonds to devolve into self-parody. It provides a bit of a segue into the Roger Moore era where nothing is taken seriously. Connery once again phones it in and pretty much everyone else plays it over the top. Oddly Charles Gray who played Henderson in You Only Live Twice returns here as Blofeld.

Never Say Never Again (1983) – Rated PG

Sean Connery makes his final appearance as Agent 007 in this action classic. When two atomic warheads are hijacked by the evil SPECTRE organization, James Bond jumps into a frantic race to save the world from nuclear terrorists. With Largo (Klaus Maria Brandauer), Blofeld (Max von Sydow) and Fatima (Barbara Carrera) bent on destroying the world, Bond is never far from death in director Irvin Kershner’s Golden Globe-nominated spy flick.

I love Connery but here he is starting to show his age as a 53-year-old Bond. This film resulted from some bizarre legal rights regarding Thunderball. This is not part of the official MGM Bond canon and is essentially a remake of Thunderball. Unfortunately, as with Diamonds, the supporting performances are over the top. Barbara Carrera is a lot of fun as bad girl Fatima Blush.

Steven Seagal was the martial arts instructor and look for the debut of Rowan Atkinson as Nigel Small-Fawcett. Sadly this barely even feels like a Bond film since M, Q, and Moneypenny are played by different people and the music seems out of place.