ActionFest: day 4

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Moviepalooza continued on Sunday, with free screenings of Goon, Sleepless Night, Wonder Women, and a paid showing of Joss Whedon’s Cabin in the Woods.

All were awesome:

Goon: it’s a hockey movie. Super enjoyable banter with epic violence. The snappy dialogue really elevated this above the standard sports/romance movie. Way better than Moneyball; will the Academy notice?

Wonder Women: I needed some feminist rhetoric to help me through all the testosterone I experienced this weekend. :) Sadly the films narrative jumped a bit and made some logical leaps in support of the director’s thesis that didn’t seem to be supported by the evidence presented. Still really enjoyed it.

Sleepless Night: French action/thriller. Do I need to say anything else? Tight plotting, great visuals, clever (subtitled) dialog. Totally loved it!

Cabin in the Woods: Scared the crap out of me. Highly recommend!

ActionFest: Day 3

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We saw two films in addition to several panels on Saturday at ActionFest.

God Bless America: I loved the dark humor of the satirical God Bless America. Bobcat Goldthwait is an amazing filmmaker with a searing vision of America, and her flaws. Loved it!

The Day: I spent the first 40 minutes or so terrified that zombies were going to show up at any moment – and I’m terrified of zombies! Instead this dystopian universe delved in to cannibalism & and opposing tribes roaming a barren countryside. Tense, scary and satisfying.

We’re off again shortly for the 4th and final day of ActionFest.

WAP! The art of fight

WAP: The Art of Fight on Film
Gina Carano – Blood and Bone, Haywire
JJ Perry – Undisputed 2, Star Trek 2, Jengo Unchained, Haywire
Cung Le – Dragon Eyes

Gina: I met with Stephen Soderborgh and I said absolutely. I said yes, I think it’s important to take those opportunities when they come around. … When you go into JJ’s studio you don’t feel judged you feel free to be stupid. … They told me I was the stuntgirl & the star so I had two roles, to make the film look good and believable, and to take care of the person they put down in front of me. … I think we’re on the cusp of a new age in stunt fighting. …

JJ: I fell into to stunt work because I wasn’t a very good actor, but I was good at smashing things up. … It’s almost fight porn when you work with (Michael Jai White). … I think martial arts has evolved more in the last 25 years than in the first 500 years. … And now I do Hollywood-doh; I came to Hollywood ’cause I need the dough. … It’s my job to help the director realize his vision, even if he doesn’t know what his vision is. … Fassbender doesn’t have a stunt double. So theres a scene where Gina grabs a vase and hits him. Michael sys so wht do I do here, and I say you’re going to have he urge to watch that vase and you’ve got to fight that. So the scene comes, and Michael looks at it dead on and gets it in the snot locker and he’s all “I can see the inside of the vase, mate!” …

Cung Le: I Didn’t get the part (Mortal Kombat tv series) so I decided to take some acting lessons. I learned from that one mistake, so when the ball comes across the plate I’m gonna hit that home run. I took that home run thing from JJ yesterday. Thank you God! … I’m known for my punching, kicking and take-downs. … I’m a refugee from Vietnam so I’m just glad to be here and for all that I have. … There is a ginormous difference between Hong Kong and American. (story about knocking a guy out accidentally in Hong Kong) director was yelling at him, and tells me it’s not your fault. … Cung, your right about the scene being on the outside, what do we do about that. We’ll shoot outside. … I’m all this roof is shaky can I get some mats down here? He said no problem I got it covered, and he gets four guys to come over and hold it. That’s the difference between the US and Hong Kong. … I got this weird kick called the ninja toe kick, I’ve been knocking out a lot of my buddies.20120414-194738.jpg20120414-181405.jpg20120414-181254.jpg20120414-181239.jpg

Trailblazing Stuntmen

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Trailblazing Stuntmen: Mickey Gilbert & Jack Gill

Jack: my first job was Do It In the Dirt. I ended up being a stunt double and stunt coordinator on the first film I ever did.

Mickey: I started in rodeos. A director came our and wanted me to teach their daughter how to ride. His wife said why don’t you use Mickey in the movies. He said I’m getting ready to do a movie called Warlock and you can double Rchard Widmark.

Mickey: I was knocking on doors and getting maybe one job a month. Then I met this redhead, Yvonne, my wife. Her dad was a big stunt coordinator. One day he took me on a show and showed me off. The gaffers were sitting around saying, “he sure do love that guy” because I was getting all the work.

Mickey: I’ve had a blessing in my life. I’ve always had a blessing to want to do something that’s never been done before.

Mickey: coordinating on a big film is a lot of work, you’re always scouting. We’re in SF and we see a cable car and asked have you ever hadvone of these break away? He said not in a long time. What do you do if it does? He said I have this spike here that goes down into the rail and stops it quick. I said but no one knows about it right? He said no, and I said GOOD!

Mickey: there was this one girl, and she put (the fee) on him. She said I want $100, he said no, and he just BAM and he went down.

Jack: there weren’t attorneys in those days.

Mickey: (my father-in-law) didn’t take shit from anybody. He said you have to be tough with these production guys.

Jack: Fast & Furious 5: we planned a long time to try and do something that had never been done before. You have to look at the safety aspect of it. So we designed a vault with a stuntman inside it. Then we found out it was 185 degrees and you could cook a turkey in there, so I put an A/C in there. Then the guy couldn’t breathe with the carbon monoxide from the A/C, then I added a tube for breathing and the none opulent keep going, so we added 500 pounds of dry ice. It was a mess and eventually we worked it out. … All the action was “real” with no digital effects. There are times we hve to put in backgrounds, but we are going back to real action and real stuntmen.

Jack: now you can hire 20, 30 guys and they digitize then and duplicate them and make an army.

Jack: (tanking about the vault driver) Henry is kind of old for his but we love him so we try to get them.

Jack: Henry said I have to go to the bathroom, and here was only a small pothole so to get him out was a big deal. I said no, we’re shooting. The next day I had a bathroom installed in the passenger seat.

The vault sequence took 2.5 months to shoot.

Jack: I said I can’t this the bag vertically. He said well you’ve got to throw back at the last minute. I said well okay. At the last minute I threw back and then thought oh something’s night right. Turns out I broke my back.

Mickey: I wake up and one of my guys is giving me mouth-to-mouth.

Jack: hah! I wouldn’t want him to give me mouth-to-mouth either!

Jack: I’ve been working on trying to get stunt coordinators a category. This is my 21st year trying to do this. What we found out from the academy is that they recognize we’re part of the process but they don’t want to add another category.

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Action Fest Day 2: Some additional thoughts, photos

Day 2 was of course AMAZING.

Highlights included the panels (naturally).  My favorite film was the amusing and spectacular Let the Bullets Fly, followed closely by the also amusing but somehow bloodier-feeling Headhunters.

Today’s agenda is mostly panels and stunt shows, though I understand we’re slated to see (probably) two movies as well.

More updates as I’m able during the festivities!

Jenny

Augh! I am so sorry! Revenge of the Dentist

Okay I was laid low this past Saturday with a dental emergency. By emergency I mean the phrase “life-threatening” and I don’t believe that should ever be used with dental but those who know me cannot really be surprised by this (my teeth are a shattered landscape of devastation). Currently I am under narcotics, liquid diet, and bed rest while we try to figure out the next step. I am not thinking very clearly and just writing this is a bit of a struggle.

I am so sorry for the hiatus but will return to writing as soon as I am able. I thank my wonderful family and friends without whom I would not have been able to get through this. Until then I leave you with:

Marathon Man (1976) – Rated R

“When his CIA agent brother (Roy Scheider) is killed, graduate student Babe Levy (Dustin Hoffman) finds himself trapped in a deadly game with a Nazi fugitive (Laurence Olivier), a sadist who uses dental instruments as tools of torture in this Oscar-nominated film based on William Goldman’s novel. As Levy turns from pacifist to street-smart cynic, director John Schlesinger’s thriller barrels toward its fever-pitched conclusion.”

“Is it safe?”

A decent thriller with a nice cast. This movie has the most horrifying dental scene in movie history.

Final Destination 2 (2003) – Rated R

“On a road trip with friends to Daytona Beach, Kimberly (A.J. Cook) has a premonition that saves everyone from a freak car accident. But that’s just the beginning; visions of the crash of Flight 180 haunt her, and she must seek the counsel of a survivor (Ali Larter) for help. It seems a wave of death has been unleashed, and disaster is chasing each of her pals. Can Kimberly stop the horror, or has their fate already been determined?”

I love the Final Destination series even if there was nothing to say after the first two. The Rube Goldberg style deaths are very entertaining in a sick way. This one has a terrifying, albeit absurd scene in a dentist’s office but Marathon Man is way scarier.

The Dentist (1996) – Rated R

“When neurotic Beverly Hills dentist Dr. Feinstone (Corbin Bernsen) learns that his wife (Linda Hoffman) is cheating on him with the pool boy (Michael Stadvec), he exacts his revenge by “accidentally” performing oral surgery on her during a routine cleaning. Not content to stop there, the doc proceeds to murder the pool boy and take out his frustration on his unsuspecting patients — including an IRS agent (Earl Boen) with blackmail on the brain.”

I have not seen this one but I can only imagine it has some horrifying dental scenes.

Thanksgiving week – Turkey Galore

Ah the holidays! Like many folks, I look forward all year to a turkey feast with stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce (the good stuff – not the junk that comes out in the shape of the can), and pumpkin pie. I thought this week I’d prepare a virtual turkey feast.

I covered Thankskilling last year and it is truly an awful film. Unfortunately it is not awful fun but simply awful. I was the only one in the family who sat through it.

Much higher on the so-bad-it’s-fun scale are previously covered turkeys Battlefield Earth and Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Both are still available on instant Netflix if you are inclined to laughably bad movies. Each has their own particular charms. Battlefield Earth is almost unbelievably bad and has a jaw-dropping performance from John Travolta.

I’m going to try to cover a few new bad movies this week. Borrowing from wikipedia’s list of the worst films ever made, these are the ones currently available on instant Netflix: Battlefield Earth, Santa Clause Conquers the Martians, At Long Last Love, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, Howard the Duck, Mac and Me, North, Gigli, Troll 2, and Birdemic: Shock and Terror. There are a few others under the Mystery Science Theater 3000 label but it’s hard to properly condemn, I mean judge a film with nonstop chatter played over the soundtrack.

Horror TV Redux – Walking Dead and Vampire Diaries

I disappear for a week and a half Disney holiday and come back to find even more horror TV available on Netflix.

The Walking Dead (2010) – Rated TV-14

Sheriff’s deputy Rick Grimes awakens from a coma to discover the world plagued by zombies and small bands of human survivors forced into small, fiercely protective groups. Falling back on his old job, Rick sets out to lead mankind out of darkness.

I simply cannot recommend this series enough. The graphic novels by Robert Kirkman are excellent and this series is a wonderful adaptation without being slavishly faithful. The first season is now available on instant Netflix. The effects work by KNB is superb.

As with the best zombie movies, the emphasis here is on the survivors and the interplay between them. The only slight annoyance is the borrowing of the beginning from Day of the Triffids (much like 28 Days Later did).

The Vampire Diaries (2009-10) – Rated TV-14

Trapped in adolescent bodies, feuding vampire brothers Stefan (Paul Wesley) and Damon (Ian Somerhalder) vie for the affection of captivating high schooler Elena (Nina Dobrev), who attempts to unravel the many dark secrets of her hometown of Mystic Falls. Based on the book series by L.J. Smith, this supernatural teen drama grows even more intriguing with the unexpected arrival of Katherine, a treacherous vampire vixen and dead ringer for Elena.

Netflix just inked a nice deal with CW and now the first two seasons of this show are available (as are Nikita and Gossip Girl). Supernatural will be available in January. I haven’t had a chance to watch Vampire Diaries but, based on a recommendation from my sister-in-law, I am looking forward to it.

October is Horror Movie Month

I LOVE HORROR MOVIES!

I try to restrict the number of horror movies I blog about because, given my druthers, I might write about nothing but horror movies. In October I tend to go nuts (in fact I have Scream running in the background in HD while I type this). This year instead of covering individual movies, I want to cover the actors, directors and subjects of the horror movies available on instant Netflix (mostly because there are way more than 30 horror movies to cover).

I must be psychologically damaged because Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. Oddly there aren’t many horror movies starting in theaters this month. I’m very much looking forward to The Thing on October 14th, prequel to John Carpenter’s classic The Thing (1982). On the other hand they were unable to come up with an original title and I’m afraid that the CGI will be weak and/or overused.

The only other theater horror movie this month seems to be Paranormal Activity 3 which appears to be the Halloween replacement for the annual Saw installment. Oh well maybe I’ll get lucky like last year when Cinebarre in Asheville played John Carpenter’s The Thing.