Touch of Evil – South of the Border week

This is South of the Border week. We will be featuring movies based in Mexico. Touch of Evil is currently available on instant Netflix.

WATCH: Touch of Evil (1958) – NR – Not rated but contains adult content and violence.

“Narcotics detective Mike Vargas (Charlton Heston) sees his honeymoon cut short when a car crossing the U.S.-Mexico border explodes before his eyes. Vargas forsakes his bride (Janet Leigh) to mount an investigation, but soon locks horns with corpulent Sheriff Hank Quinlan (Orson Welles). The shady cop is not above planting evidence — or colluding with the local crime lord — to keep Vargas from discovering the ugly truth.”

“He says you do not understand what he wants.” – “I understand very well what he wants.”

“An hour ago Rudy Linnekar had this town in his pocket.” – “Now you can strain him through a sieve.”

“A policemans job is only easy in a police state.”

Orson Welles directed this quintessential noir film. It is sort of based on the book “Badge of Evil”. When Welles took over as director, he completely rewrote the script. Mike Vargas was changed from American to Mexican and his wife from Mexican to American.

Welles was not able to get his vision released in 1958. The studio fired him, cut many of his scenes and had Harry Keller reshoot others. He wrote a 58 page memo detailing his vision of the movie and the interference of Universal.

A version of the film was released in 1975. Most of the scenes added by Harry Keller were cut and several of the scenes by Welles were added back in.

Later, thanks to Charlton Heston, the 58-page memo by Welles resurfaced. It was used as a blueprint for a directors cut. This cut was released in 1998 to theaters and later DVD.

I was lucky enough to catch the 1998 release at the theater.

It begins with perhaps the best tracking shot in motion picture history (though Scorsese has a great one in Goodfellas). An anonymous man sets a kitchen timer on a bomb and plants it in a car. We then follow the car and later the Vargases as they intersect the shot with the car. This is all done in one long continuous shot.

I love the scene where Joe Grandi and Quinlan are discussing their partnership. Quinlan starts to say “I dont…” and realizes that he is drinking.

Charlton Heston does a wonderful job as Mexican police chief Mike Vargas. His character is fairly complex. While he is a righteous police officer, he understands that his out of his depth and jurisdiction north of the border.

Janet Leigh plays his wife, Susie. She does a great job with the woman in peril role while at the same time showing a disdain for Mexicans in spite of being married to one.

The scenes scaring her are very tepid, even goofy by what we see today. On the other hand it is utterly amazing how much got past the censors of the time.

Orson Welles himself plays Hank Quinlan, the American policeman. His staccato speech rhythms work really well here. I love the scene where he is discussing his partnership with Grandi. Quinlan starts to say “I dont…” and realizes that he is drinking.

Marlene Dietrich is simply amazing in her brief part. In her first scene, she looks at Quinlan and with great impact says “we are closed”. She takes an ordinary throwaway line and makes it her own. Her final lines are incredible.

Dennis Weaver (yes McCloud and Chester from Gunsmoke) plays a freaked out night manager. Unfortunately he is terrible in every scene that he is in.

My guess is that Welles was trying for some comic relief to offset the darkness of the noir but it really comes off badly. Basically all the sequences in that hotel are poor especially the music.

The pianola score used through much of the film (not the hotel sequences) is quite haunting.

Apart from the scenes in the hotel with Dennis Weaver, this is a fabulous film noir filled with wonderful directorial flourishes. With two caveats (the hotel and below), I heartily recommend this movie. Hurry though Netflix is retiring this one on 4/7.

Please note: While very worthwhile, the instant Netflix version is the 1958 one (95 minutes). For the 1998 restoration (112 minutes) you will need the DVD version.

While Vargas is the nominal protagonist, the story is actually all about Quinlan. It is clear that Welles in his direction and rewrite subverted the original story and made Quinlan the focus of the picture. Vargas seems more of a catalyst than a hero.

It is hard to believe that one of the greatest noirs of all time was not only a B-picture but was actually the back half of a double bill for The Female Animal.

People Watch: Wow – quite a few cameos here. Zsa Zsa Gabor appears for about four seconds but is instantly recognizable. Mercedes McCambridge appears as briefly as a gang leader who likes to watch (gosh would there be some subtext here to get past the censors?). Keenan Wynn is a lawyer and Joseph Cotton is the coroner in other brief cameos.

Earthquake – Nature Gone Wild! week

This is Nature Gone wild! week. Earthquake is currently available on instant Netflix.

Earthquake

PASS: Earthquake (1974) – Rated PG.

“Academy Award winners Charlton Heston and George Kennedy star in this 1974 box office blockbuster. When a massive earthquake hits Los Angeles, construction engineer Stewart Graff (Heston) must try to rescue his father-in-law boss, Sam Royce (Lorne Greene), who’s trapped in his own building. Meanwhile, tough cop Lew Slade (Kennedy) and motorcycle daredevil Miles Quade (Richard Roundtree) are fighting for their lives.”

“Earthquakes bring out the worst in some people.”

Earthquake is co-written by Mario Puzo. Puzo not only wrote The Godfather and Godfather II but also Superman and Superman II. While Mario Puzo is clearly capable of writing Oscar caliber scripts, this is not one of them. The individual stories are terribly written.

The main story involves a love triangle between Charlton Heston, Ava Gardner, and Genevieve Bujold. It is quite fun to see Ava Gardner hurling venom at Charlton Heston throughout the movie.

When I first saw Remy Royce-Graff (Ava Gardner, 52 in 1974) castigating her husband Stewart Graff (Heston, 51), I was a little relieved and surprised that Heston’s wife was about his age. Shortly after that Stewart goes to see Denise Marshall and sure enough she’s played by attractive 32 year old Genevieve Bujold.

George Kennedy apparently felt he wasn’t macho enough in the Airport series of movies so here he is a cop who *gasp* doesn’t play by the rules. When he parodies this character later in Police Squad, it isn’t much different. There is even a police car point of view chase early in the film eerily similar to Police Squad.

Richard Roundtree (Shaft can you dig it?) plays a heroic Evel Knievel-type character. Strangely they mention that he has a girlfriend who is never shown. My guess is they wanted to attract urban audiences of the time while at the same time playing it safe in the heartland.

I will say that all the unique 70s hair and clothing styles do tend to distract from the proceedings. Dallas fans will have a hard time recognizing Victoria Principal as a tight T-shirted poodle haired brunette.

Earthquake does not make the mistake that Killer Wave made. The Earthquake is front and center. There are minor tremors shown early on that cause a few strategic casualties. The big event hits about the halfway mark and is quite a showpiece. The Earthquake portions of the film are quite entertaining.

Earthquake won Oscars for Best Sound and Special Achievement Award for Best Visual Effects. It was also nominated for Best Cinematography, Best Film Editing, and Best Art Direction – Set Decoration. Cinematography is hard to judge given the butchering of the film (see below).

I understand that Netflix can’t supply this movie in Sensurround! (the shake your seats audio provided in some theaters for this film and Midway) but it would have been nice to see this in its original aspect ratio (2.2:1). Netflix appears to have acquired a Pan and Scan/Full screen version.

The drama here is so overwrought as to be fun in a perverse way but I still can’t recommend watching this unless, like me, you automatically have to see any disaster movie.

People Watch: Walter Matthau (billed here as Walter Matuschanskayasky) is hilarious as a drunk. His outfit should have won an Academy Award by itself.

Charlton Heston

I haven’t posted in a week as my beloved Grandmother passed away and then my wonderful in-laws were up to visit. Charlton Heston was one of my mother’s favorite leading men so this post is for her. This post will be a long one as Netflix has 12 (!) of his films available on instant play – I’ll cover the first 10 as I haven’t watched the remaining two – The Lord Protector and The Little Kidnappers.

The Big Country

1. The Big Country (1958) – “James McKay (Gregory Peck) retires from sea life and heads west in this frontier drama directed by William Wyler. McKay finds himself in the middle of a water-rights feud and wins no friends when he chooses to stay neutral. The cast includes Charlton Heston and Oscar-winner Burl Ives, but the true star of The Big Country is the Western plains’ magnificent landscape”

This epic western (back when epic and western weren’t necessarily separate genres) is quite good though Gregory Peck is the protagonist and Charlton only gets a supporting role. Burl Ives won Best Supporting Oscar and of course steals the show as one of the patriarchs.

Ben-Hur

2. Ben-Hur (1959) – “Charlton Heston plays Judah Ben-Hur, a proud Jew who runs afoul of ambitious boyhood friend Messala (Stephen Boyd) in this 1959 epic that boasts an unforgettable chariot race and earned 11 Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Actor (Heston) and Best Director (William Wyler). Condemned to life as a slave, Judah swears vengeance against Messala and escapes, later crossing paths with a gentle prophet named Jesus.”

One of the roles Charlton is best known for, Ben-Hur still impresses today. The chariot scene is still astounding and the film features one of the rare glimpses of ship-to-ship combat in Roman times. Did Charlton Heston star in more epics than any other actor? His epic status is echoed in more recent times by Arnold Schwarzenegger’s blockbuster status.

The Greatest Story Ever Told

3. The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965) – “Swedish actor Max von Sydow made his English-speaking debut in this gargantuan retelling of the life of Christ from Giant director George Stevens. The much-ballyhooed all-star cast includes Charlton Heston as John the Baptist and John Wayne as The Centurion at The Crucifixion. Filmed in Death Valley and in Utah, Nevada and Arizona locations, this dazzling epic garnered five Oscar nominations, including Best Special Effects and Best Score”

Yet still another of Charlton Heston’s epic roles. this time he takes a backseat to Max von Sydow as Jesus. The all-star cast features a miscast John Wayne, Carroll Baker (far from her Baby Doll days), Jose Ferrer, Van Heflin, Martin Landau, Angela Lansbury, Pat Boone, Roddy McDowall, and more but the most amusing performance is Donald Pleasance as Satan. This movie is worth recommending simply for star-watching alone but sadly that is about the only recommendation for this epic. It is bloated, overlong and dour – not a bad movie but stick with Ben-Hur.

Beneath the Planet of the Apes

4. Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970) – “Astronaut Brent (James Franciscus) crash-lands on Earth and journeys to Ape City to rescue the vanished Col. Taylor. Meanwhile, simians and subterranean human mutants are bent on destroying each other and the world in this sequel to the original sci-fi hit. Charlton Heston reprises his role as Taylor, and Linda Harrison plays his mute mate, Nova, who accompanies Brent on his mission. Ted Post directs”

Ok obviously Planet of the Apes was an incredible classic – a first rate science fiction adventure as well as a great commentary on race relations with a knock-your-socks-off ending. Beneath the Planet of the Apes is very enjoyable but it really looked as if the execs said “Ok we want to you to make this exactly like the first movie, we don’t have Charlton so let’s get someone who looks like him and acts gruff and tough like him only maybe doesn’t cost so much. Why cast a new female lead – let’s just use the lead from last movie and make it a romantic triangle with that cameo Charlton agreed to do, throw in a shot of New York’s subway that’s got to be better than what we did last movie, and hey people liked that the last movie had a downer ending so let’s make the ultimate downer ending and we’ll make a bundle”. Still though it’s a fun movie and Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes and Battle for the Planet of the Apes are also available on instant play

The Omega Man

5. The Omega Man (1971) – “Charlton Heston plays Robert Neville, one of the last “intact” survivors of a biological war that’s ravaged Earth’s population in this Boris Sagal-helmed sci-fi thriller based on Richard Matheson’s novel I Am Legend. Armed with an experimental vaccine for the disease that’s turned everyone into light-averse zombies, Neville roams the empty streets of Los Angeles by day and fights off the mutated “subnormals” at night”

This is the second of three adaptations of I am Legend. Vincent Price was “The Last Man on Earth” (1964) in a cheaply made yet atmospheric Italian production and more recently Will Smith assayed the title role in “I am Legend” (2007). Omega Man is very very 70s from the hair and clothes to the *gasp* African-American leading lady. The antagonists have all turned their backs on technology and are weird albinos dressed in robes who call each other “Brother”. Despite being a total cheesefest, it is a lot of fun.

Airport 1975

6. Airport 1975 (1974) – “When a Boeing 747 loses its pilots in a midair collision, lead flight attendant Nancy (Karen Black) is forced to take over its controls. As passengers grow frantic, flight instructor Alan (Charlton Heston) coaches Nancy by radio, helping her avoid the grave dangers looming ahead. Co-starring George Kennedy, Gloria Swanson and Linda Blair, this over-the-top disaster movie inspired the hilarious spoof Airplane”

After the age of the epic, the best place to star watch became the disaster genre. Ever wonder what became of Gloria Swanson, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Sid Caesar, Myrna Loy, Roy “The Invaders” Thinnes, and Dana Andrews? They are all here along with TV stars Erik Estrada, Norman Fell, Jerry Stiller and Larry Storch. The movie is exciting and realistic to an extent (something they abandon with the silly Airport 77 – let’s remake the Poseidon Adventure with a plane! – and the execrable Airport 79 – the Concorde).

Two-Minute Warning

7. Two-Minute Warning (1976) – “An assassin lies in wait for the president at a football playoff game, and when he goes on a killing spree, it’s up to two cops (played by John Cassavetes and Charlton Heston) to calm the chaos and catch the madman. The all-star cast of this 1976 disaster film includes Martin Balsam, Beau Bridges, David Janssen, Jack Klugman, Gena Rowlands and Walter Pidgeon”

An interesting premise (police try to stop a sniper at a football game) undone by a bunch of ephemeral subplots. Instead of being a tense police procedural, it plays out like a disaster movie with too much lead time pre-disaster. Skip this one and see 1977′s Black Sunday with Robert Shaw instead.

Midway

8. Midway (1976) – “A sprawling war film, Midway stars nearly every actor who wasn’t in A Bridge Too Far. Charlton Heston, Toshirô Mifune, Robert Mitchum and Henry Fonda are among the familiar faces depicting the American and Japanese forces in a naval battle that became the turning point of the Pacific war. Using some real wartime footage, Midway provides an exciting view of a gigantic battle”

This is a by-the-numbers (Now in Sensurround!) war epic. If you like World War 2 epics then you will like this one. If you don’t care for military history then give this one a pass. This is well-done but certainly not exceptional.

Gray Lady Down

9.  Gray Lady Down (1978) – “Gray Lady Down tells the gripping story of the nuclear submarine Neptune (the titular “gray lady”), which is rammed by a Norwegian freighter and sinks 1400 feet before coming to a precarious rest on a sliver of sea shelf. Using his untested two-man sub, Captain Paul Blanchard (Charlton Heston) attempts a daring rescue. Co-stars Stacy Keach, Ned Beatty and David Carradine”

A plausible scenario, claustrophobic sets and believable performances elevate this disaster movie above the standard fare. This is not a great movie but it is tense and enjoyable.

Nairobi Affair

10. Nairobi Affair (1984) – “In over his head while hunting poachers in Kenya, Rick Cahill (John Savage) must seek help from the man who is now dating his ex-wife Anne (Maud Adams). That man is also his father, stubborn safari guide Lee (Charlton Heston). As they seethe over past betrayals, father and son team up to stop greedy ivory poachers from killing elephants in this TV adventure drama, also starring John Rhys-Davies as camp manager Simon”

A made-for-TV movie that is only worth recommending if you are a big Charlton Heston fan or a big fan of African safari movies. The one thought that comes to mind when watching this is ‘meh’.